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A person who professionally looks at ass
It’s ok ma’am I’m a professional ass Examiner
when the thai hooker you hired turns out to be a dude
sam was a bright little boy until one day, his aunt shoved a big black dildo in his tight, innocent little christian boy asshole
sam screamed "what are you doing aunt meredith?!"
aunt meredith replied "im giving you a rectal examination"
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1) Huge events that take place during the month of may due to a student's will to pursue a higher education; or he/she can't dosen't give a fuck but their parents are douches who make them do it anyway.
2) Examinations that make all candidates shit their pants studying, yet are not the actual Cambrige set exams.
3) A method of torture/examinations, involving the tearing of a new asshole, that rewards the victim/student with a certificate worth shit, that displays their level of achievment/stupidity.
4) A series of examinations only accessible to international students (rich punk bitches), in which all candidates are innevitabely fucked for.
Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Greetings fellow student. Are you available this may for some major partying?"
Rich punk bitch: "Appologies old chap, but I will be taking my IGCSE examinations."
Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Dude, you're fucked"
Guy not taking the IGCSE Mock Examinations: "Hey man, why are you walking sideways?"
Rich punk bitch: "I sat my IGCSEs last month"
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When straight men suck each others balls to taste whether or not they can trust each other.
Men have special receptors on their tongues, similar in texture to a cats tongue, which can literally gauge another man's disposition by coarsely licking his balls.
I don't know if i can trust you, we'll have to perform an Oral-testicular psycho cross-examination
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A man who examines balls for a living.
Yesterday I went to the Balls Examinator, turns out I have testicular cancer.
A publication that used to be a newspaper. Now a "free paper" that caters to the right-leanings of its owners. See media consolidation and propaganda.
When I'm looking for honest news, I don't read the Examiner.
A formal term for vibe check
"Ok, as your doctor, I'mma have to give you a vibration examination."