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1. A woman (or man) whom has had many sexual encounters with male partners.
2. Counter staff in Butcher shops.
Boy - "So, I hear you are quite the little sausage expert..?" ;)
Girl - "Yes. I work at the local butcher. I am a sausage pro!"
Boy - "That's not what I mea....never mind."
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(n) 1) Someone who makes regular appearances on talk shows and lectures simply because he or she appears to be intelligent. 2) A B-list celebritard.
Usual experts Noam Chomsky and Ann Coulter were debating the war in Iraq this morning on the TV.
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A tired trope that is used in hundreds of headlines a day. The phrase that journalists deploy to be able to say whatever they want, without the need for proper sources. Most of the time, this phrase is used in the headline, or one time in the body text, without said experts ever being identified or mentioned again.
"Experts say that eating your own shit could lower your risk of proper digestive function. Here's why." - CNN
One who knows an alarming amount about the obtaining, handling and digesting of the male ejaculant.
Man Justin, you gobbled up that stuff real good. You have become a real jizz expert.
any of the countless african facebook accounts that spam the EPL pages on facebook with their broken english gibberish predictions etc
Moses Wisdom Balla: like dis post if United is best team gonna win EPL this season.
Another african expert posting shit.
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A person that is so adept at suffering that they have decided to do it for a living.
For your information, I am the Suffering Expert, so don’t you tell ME how to suffer!
A moron who fails at internet posting by making an utterly stupid inane comment, but in so doing, becomes an instant internet celebrity. Essentially the internet equivalent of Jessica Simpson's comment about "chicken of the sea."
A: "That's not the groundhog making that noise, seriously. Is it?"
B: "please just delete your account and go join the church of scientology....."
A: "Fuck you guys, I'm no groundhog expert."
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