logical explanation

ideally seeking to find the simplest and most likely explanation. In a logical reasoning.

their is no logical explanation to what you said

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Pants Down Explanation

When something is said that is so complete, clear, clever, and simply so perfect for the situation that it makes you want to shout for joy.

While not strictly limited to work, certainly the most common occurrence of a Pants Down Explanation occurs in the work place.

BOSS: "Jenkins, why are we exhibiting at the Business Expo this week?"

EOMPLOYEE: "Because a 600 of the largest buyers of our products will be in attendance. We've pre-marketed to all of them and have face-to-face pitch meetings pre-arranged with 40. By closing an average size deal at our average selling price with just 2 of them, we will have return on our investment in excess of 500%."

Now that's a Pants Down Explanation.

See http://pantsdownexplanation.blogspot.com/ for more.

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1 a.m. explanation

When you go to someone's house and demand restitution for how they wronged you.

If somebody crosses you, you gonna go to them for a 1 a.m. explanation.

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logical Youtube dislike explanation

When a video on Youtube has over 1 million "likes" but a tiny few "dislikes" and no one knows why. so an explanation is given as to why this is so.

guy 1: hey man the video of Justin Beaver being hit with a water bottle has over a billion likes!

guy 2: awesome!! wait, 4 dislikes?

guy 1: how can that be?

guy 2: hmmm, probably the people who were going to hit the like button got hit with a bottle as well and caused them to hit the dislike button

guy 1: that's a logical youtube dislike explanation

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premature explanation

When somebody has a case of premature ejaculation caused in part by them explaining their fetish to another person.

I was in therapy, explaining how I feel about bondage to my therapist, and talking about bondage made me experience premature explanation

explanative

Explaining a narrative

Horses eat hay, was that explanative enough?

No explanation

Child murder?

Hym "No explanation and child murder are the same thing. So, child murder is the best option for you? WOW! This must have been WAY more effective than I thought. Yeah, you're fucked. Clamp down on them. Hard. Maximum pressure time."