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a penis extender is a device used to extend your penis if your penis is quite small.
Bob:hey Jeff did you use the new penis extender
Jeff: oh yes i have i grew my penis 7 inches!!!
It is NNN, but extended to December 14. Even though it is technically not during November, when you round it off, it could still be in November.
Congrats, you accomplished NNN, time to do NNN-extended!
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Derogatory lifestyle description marrieds use for unmarrieds 25 years old or older.
Mom: Why don't you give Fred a chance?
Mandy: Mom, he's 5 inches shorter than me and 15 years older.
Mom: Ugh, you're so picky, you just want to keep enjoying your extended adolescence!
Dad: Did you see Mary at the wedding last night?
Cameron: Yeah Dad, hard to miss her!
Dad: That's not very nice! One day you'll get over your extended adolescence, and you're going to want to settle down with a nice girl!
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I just got back from an extended vacation and my wife was knocked up.
Alternative identifier of the type of cold-weather underclothes that cover you from waist to ankle commonly referred to as "Long Johns" .
If you're going out to shovel the driveway, don't forget to wear your Extended Jeromes. You don't want to get a Chilly Willy.
A person (usually a female) who has no ass, but instead just a back that seems to extended to just about their thighs.
Look at that girl, she has no ass.. just an extended back!
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