F. O. C. L.

Fuck Our Collective Lives

Joey: DUDE. I just mashed my thumb with the friggin hammer.

Aaron: last night, my girlfriend was blowin' me and decided to use her teeth.

Johnny: Oh shit. Apparently my lady is also my cousin...

Joey: F. O. C. L.

Johhny: Pretty much.

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F beta c

coolest sorority in the world

those f beta c girls are so hot right now. for serious

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Luisa C. F.

Every Luisa is generally memorable, but this one here is completely extraordinary. Currently, there's only one known individual of this species in the whole world, classified as a genuine princess. Actually, the more precise adjectives used to describe this specimen would be those which bear the idea of "out of the ordinary'' - unique, rare, distinguished, that. However, recent studies have shown that not even those would suffice to portray the whole beauty of this one-of-a-kind gender. It seems that something more would be necessary. Something words cannot express, something reason alone cannot explain - something that must be must be felt, not said or thought. Anyways, that's only logicall: this Luisa here, briefly outlined in this short article, is the fullest definition of complete, perfect and incandescent happiness - a joy which only love can give birth to. And love, dear readers, cannot be only explained: in order to be understood, it must also be felt.

A: Wow, how could she be able to do it? That's amazing!
B: It's Luisa C. F. , dude. That's simply how she is - amazing

A: Hey man, look at how lovely that lady is! I could even imagine that's an angel come from heaven
B: Actually it is. It's Luisa, afterall.

A: What is your biggest dream?
B: Luisa

f u c k e r

"a fucker"

My friend named David

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F-u-c-k-e-r

Someone who sleeps around with anything, this is including their same sex. They are usually sexually frustrated and even when they have a partner they cheat on them, this is why everybody calls them f-u-c-k-e-r-s this is very suitable as they make peeps lives miserable!

Tom had a girl but he all ways cheated on her with his m8

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I DONT GIVE A =F =U =C =K

texting slang for "I don't give a flying fuck" typically used when you couldn't care less.

terry: Yo, I just got my first BJ

Laurence: Dude, I DONT GIVE A =F =U =C =K

f r i c c

It's a word making fun of the fact of little kids say frick instead of fuck. Kids are cringe. Also you should fallow me on instagram @incognito_meme

John: WHAT THE f r i c c ???
Jake: HEY! NO SWEARING ON MY CHRISTAN SERVER!

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