FFA

Future Farters of America(FFA). A group of young folks that one day aspire to be great and noble farters but is still a newbe to the trade. If one seeks true farting greatness and displays a passion to master the trade they are already on the path to become a Future Farter of America(FFA).

Dang junior, that fart you just let nearly took the paint off of grandma's dinner table and it looks like your pet hamster quit breathing. I believe you are on the road to become an FFA(Future Farter of America).

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FFA

Future Faggots of America. A hick thing.

Dude 1: Hey guys I just joined FFA.
Group of people: HaHaHa, lets leave this fag.
Dude 1: Damn, well at least today is Inbreeding Thursday.

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ffa

Future Faggots of America, people who think they are above others in their own age group. A group that thinks too highly of themselves.

"Who's that?" - David
"Just more below average people from ffa..." - Gillian

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FFA

A clut run by cowboy loving hicks.

Sally- FFA is such a cult.
Nikki- I know.

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FFA

Future Fucks of America
Instead of meaning Future Farmers of America, it actually means Future Fucks of America (Cuz we all know how the farmer kids are)

Them FFA kids really have it coming to them unless they can pull that cocky stick out of their ass.

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FFA

Future Farmers of America

A farmer cult
they chant
paint their hands green
partake in initiation ceremonies
sacrifice animals.. to who? the farmer god?

members suffer severe consequences if they let their uniform touch the ground or remove their jacket during meetings or ceremonies.

FFA member: "I eat my pets."

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FFA

Future Faggots of America. An organization dedicated to teaching hillbillies the delicate art of incest, bestiality, and general faggotry.

FFA Fag: Ermahgerd i just got my FFA degree. i'm so cool!
Normal Person: Yeah because that'll get you far in life.
FFA Fag: Shut up, farmers are the backbone of america!
Normal Person: Well, enjoy fucking pigs the rest of your life.

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