FM - abbreviation of "fat mess" a term used to describe someone who is not only carrying a "few extra pounds" but are also rough as a badger arse hole and utterly offensive to look at.
Carly: "ugh, look at that complete fm down the cake isle"
Ben: "oh god, it's a completely offensive gross"
AnonymousNo27 rolls up sleeve on shit to blind those around self.
AnonymousNo27: Shirt*...FMS
short for "For Men". Usually preceeded by a persons initials.
NVFM = Nick Vlachos For Men
MHFM = Matthew Holding For Men
JOFM = Jordan Olsen For Men
Foot in Mouth Syndrome:
When you add something to a conversation, which is followed by an awkward silence...
Then you know that you should have kept your mouth shut.
Guy: Your sister is hot
Chick: .......
Guy: (oh that fuckin FMS... shouldn't have said that)
Fuck My Shit.
can be used in many ways. As a term of Confusion,Surprise or just to show boredom.
example 1: fms, what are you guys talking about???
example 2: fms that really happened!!! :O
example 3: fms, i'm going to bed -_-