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Dude why didn't you call me last night?
My phone was acting up... FMP.
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Abbreviation of; Fuck My Parents.
Said when someone is angry at their parents for doing something that's jank.
"If I stay up all night, my parents will start lecturing me on how my health is important since I'm starting high school. It's really stupid and they do it every time I wake up early."
"Ew that's messed up."
"I know. Fmp."
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Frankie’s Mum Porn,
A disturbing selection of pornographic photographs discovered on Frankie’s family PC by a certain Mr. Logan. if u get a chance to see them, DON'T!!!!
"Frankie’s mum, has got it going on. She’s all I want, and I’ve waited so long. "
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<=FMP=>
It was something I thought of on my own time. FMP being an acronym for "Fuck my Pervertedness." Sometimes in my life my mind speaks for itself in reality. Sometimes infront of my friends or just under your parents.
I was in Homeroom waiting for the first class to start. To waste time I just talked to my friend next to me. One thing led to another and I let out a dirty thought. "FMP," I said again to myself.
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frankie's mum porn.
A horrible thing that should be universally banned, discovered by the logman and seen by many unlucky souls.
Oh my god! There's fmp on his pc!
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person 1- dude, that girl had genital herpes, FMP
person 2- yes, DEF.
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