Don't fuck the cat

A slang sentence in Turkish language ( Pishiga Sokhma ) that is used in reply to someone who bluffs about something and you use this sentence to show you know he is bullshitting and you don't believe him.

Friend: Yo, today I stood up against the teacher trying to give us loads of homework.
Me: Don't fuck the cat, man.

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don't fuck with cats

the internet rule than many listen to, you hurt a cat and post it online? Oops, it looks like thousands of people have all of your personal information and are ready to share it with their followers :0, goodluck!

Cat hater: Look at this! I threw this dumb cat onto a wall
Cat lover: Don't fuck with cats.
Cat hater: It's so pathetic, look at it squeal! LOL
Cat lover: 123 Your street drive, *IP address* *full name* *country* *parents full name* *age*
Cat hater: What?!
Cat lover: I just posted all your personal information online
Cat hater: Oh my god! no!
Cat lover: My followers are coming to your house for a friendly visit... With weapons.

Cat Fuck

The act of pinning your partner face down, buns up whilst mounting from behind pressing the face down into the bed, ground, carpet, rug, sofa, etc... Just like an alley cat bones his mate. Howling and unrecognizable noises are encouraged in order to wake the neighbors!

I got home after a particularly long day at the office, walked into my house and cat fucked my girl without warning.

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shut the fuck up cat

when the cat doesnt shut up and you yell at it

shut the fuck up cat!!!!! my penis hurts...

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Daddy Fucked My Cat

I need fucking therapy.

Daddy fucked my pussy, bitch.

Johnny: Hey, I’m daddy now.
Step sis: alright, what are you doing stepbro?
Johnny: Daddy is gonna fuck you in the cat.

Two hours later
Step sis: Daddy fucked my cat!

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cat fucking bastard

One who takes advantage of a situation for personal gain... so much so that he/she makes it look as easy as fucking a cat. for example, scoring an open net goal.

Hey, way to take my beer when I wasn't looking, you cat fucking bastard.

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Just Fucked the Neighbor’s Cat

A psychological state of bewilderment and shame

1: Why does Ishmael look like he just fucked the neighbor’s cat?
2: He just found out that his dick is smaller than his wife’s.