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A woman with an intense, gripping, white knuckle fear of rejection that has led her to spend all of her time with men who have no reason to reject her sexually. This behavior gives the woman a false sense of security for as long as she and her "fag" engage in thoroughly demolishing each other's chances at forming real romantic relationships.
Hag: Omigod, Tim called me at 9:15 last night instead of 9:00! What was he doing for those fifteen minutes?
Fag: Probably cheating on you, girlfriend! You don't need him. Text him a Dear John and we can go shopping!
Hag: What would I do without you? It pays to be a fag hag!
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Female friend of a homosexual male. Typically incapable of dealing with heterosexual males, the fag hag acts like the gay guy's girlfriend without actually having sex with him. Examples of such behaviour include hugging or linking arms with the gay guy, dragging him onto dancefloors while he is trying to seduce someone, and having an emotional breakdown whenever said gay guy looks dangerously close to going home with someone else. Fag hags are extremely insecure about their "friendship" and will not tolerate competition for their gay guy's time or attention. Gay guys have faghags because they make them feel emotionally stable by comparison and can be guaranteed never to have other plans when they need someone to go out with, but will generally ditch them as soon as they can find someone to pound their poopchute and won't make them watch Desperate Housewives until they lapse into a coma.
Mark's fag hag totally rapes Mark's social life.
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A female friend in which most homosexual men confide in and vice verse. Generally the closest non-sexual girlfriend with who you check out guys, go shopping, adam-tease, bitch about your competitions and cry when u have a broken heart.
Fag hag could be your sister, a cousin you are close to, friend or may be just a colleague who is gaylerant (gay-tolerant).
Tommy and his fag hag are coming over for dinner.
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Women who really enjoy the company of homosexual men. Teenage fag hags are very immature in sharp contrast to adult fag hags. These teenage girls really only use their fag as an accessory and only use stereotypically effeminate homosexual boys. If they meet a fag who is not a flaming queen (which is the majority of them), they accuse them of lying about being a fag in an attempt to get into their pants or something of that effect in the most ignorant way known to man. This is because they want a fag friend like the ones seen on TV: a girl-friend guy who enjoys shopping, fashion, make-up, talking about their feelings, and other girly stuff when in reality most homosexual and bisexual boys are just regular Joes but no one knows that becuase they are not recognized as homo/bi by appearance.
Adult fag hags are usually more mature and look for a friendship with a male without the risk of being sexually wanted by the male. The man is not neccessarily the guy-girl-friend and maybe be straight acting.
Teenage fag hags think all gay boys listen to Madonna and shop at Gucci and talk in lisps; what dumb bimbos.
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A woman who enjoys the company of gay men. They can often be mistaken for a married couple... because simply spending that much time together they gain a friendship which is very close to a married relationship. Because like a married relationship they love eachother, while they can't stand eachother, and there is no sex.
Hag: "OMG! You are such a mean bitch! You have no feelings!"
Fag: "Oh really... well you are an over-emotional whiny bitch!"
Hag: "God I hate you!"
Fag: "Fine if you feel that way... I get the diamonds... you can keep the kids!"
Hag: "Ummm... we're not married... we are too broke to have diamonds... and there are no kids!"
Fag: "Oh yeah... sorry... felt like I was married for a moment."
Hag: "It's okay..."
Fag: "You want to go scoop out some hot boys?"
Hag: "Sure."
Fag: "You know I love ya fag hag! And you can't deny you love your fag!"
Hag: "No I can't! Love you too!"
Actual fight with my fag... I'm a self admitted fag hag... and well... I love it!!
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A woman who keeps the company of mainly gay men, and puts their needs above her own and anyone she is currently dating. This type of woman also though will deny it wants to secretly sleep with their GBFF (Gay Best Friend Forever). Also the relationship between her and her "fag" boarders on the creepy almost too close for comfort side.
For more information on Fag Hags see "The Object of My Affection."
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(n.) One who follows a homosexual guy for lack of own social life or out of extreme love. A hag is an exclusively heterosexual woman, often a young teenage girl, who is attached to her "fag" to the point of making frequent phone calls, excessive texting, nights out in gay bars, clubbing, shopping trips, spa trips, trips abroad, and sometimes even getting a joint mortgage. The hag has the ultimate power to veto dates, grade outfits, disillusion insecurities of her "fag". The relationship between a hag and her "fag" is sacred, characterised by extraordinary protectiveness.
Related: The male best friend of a homosexual guy is known as "fag stag", providing he is heterosexual. The homosexual guy whose social contacts are mainly secure heterosexual guys is known as "stag fag".
Julie is out shopping with Jamie; what a fag hag!
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