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Alae is a falker and has been falking that guy Nick all year.
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verb:
1. To spend an undefined - but inordinate - amount of time going through the links, interests, friends, relationships, photos, profile, etc. of a person on facebook.
2. To Stalk via Facebook
*Please note, falking has neither a negative or positive connotation and it has no reflection on the sanity of the person engaged in the act.
"Oh man, I spent 2 hours falking this chick from high school last night."
"You had sex with a chick from high school?"
"No, no, no, I said falking. It means I facebook stalked a chick from high school. Then I had sex with her."
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Facebook + Stalking = Falking
I will falk
I falked
I am falking
"I falked him all night"
"She came over and we were falking so many random people"
"when I was sick, all i did was falk"
"You can't falk your friends! you have to falk random people you don;t know!"
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Verb. A contraction or blending of the words 'talk' and 'fuck'.
To falk is to hold an erotic conversation, by telephone or IM, ideally leading to a long-distance orgasm by both parties.
falked, falking, falker.
He'd call, and we'd falk for hours.
I love the way you falk to me!
A master of words, his IMs would falk me into ecstacy.
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facebook stalking...
stalking anyone on facebook...
val: "did you see Kat's new pictures on her wall? those pics were awesome"
igor: "dude, you gotta stop falking"
val: "i know, i just cant help it"
igor: "hahaha"
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The past tense of 'falking'. Facebook + stalked.
"I falked some people thoroughly last night."
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to facebook stalk, or to continually check on someone's facebook homepage to gather information
I was falking Suzy the other day and she is now dating joe.
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