fanny

Either a non-U.S.An. term for a vagina or pussy or a United States of American term for the buttocks or ass. The regional differences are grounds for humo-U-r.

Winston Churchill: Wow! Last night with the wife was fantastic.
Uncle Sam: Yeah? What did you do to her?
Churchill: Well, first I had to suck her fanny...
Sam: Wait! What did you do?
Churchill: I sucked her fanny--I sucked her fanny dry to where there wasn't anything left in there!
Sam: I didn't know you liked to eat shit.
Churchill: What?!
Sam: You ate your wife's ass out dry, as you said. Either that or she had an operation that switched her ass with her pussy.
Churchill: What the hell are you talking about?
(Winston Churchill and Uncle Sam get into a bitch fight.)

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Fanny

A vagina.

Wow look, I have a fanny.

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fannie

UK Slang for the vagina.

She's obssed with sex. All she talks about are cocks and fannies.

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Fanny

A female English Victorian name

To see ones Fanny by Gaslight

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Fannie

A British northern word for vagina

Yo that girls Fannie was amazing

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fanny

Scottish slang inslut. Close meanings include: stupid, idiot etc.

"Stop acting like a fanny and put your clothes back on!"

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fannied

adjective: very drunk, see trolleyed, bevvied, fudded, etc

"I've never been so fannied in my life, it was like not even funny"

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