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Fapping+Farting... when you fart while masturbating.
"OMG I wound up farping last night and totally ruined my own mood!"
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Formerly Athletic Regular Person - Somebody who used to be an athlete at the collegiate level but is no longer an athlete.
Look at that old guy playing baseball, he looks like a farp.
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A cross between a fart and a poop. See shart.
Baby sister just did a fart and a poop. That's a farp!
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Faffing around in Car Parks, or Parking Lots. For some reason, a proportion of drivers are unable to make simple choices about where to park their car in a Car Park. One often witnesses said drivers spending minutes driving around a totally empty Car Park before eventually deciding on which space they want to park in, only to change their minds again. These persistent farpers are a plague on society, but even often superior drivers can occasionally find themselves farping, suddenly unable to choose between two identically beneficial car parking spaces.
The word can also be used to describe people who spend ages and ages perfectly straightening their car in a parking space to no perceivable gain other than it looks slightly neater.
"I hate shopping with you, you farp around so much trying to park!"
"How long has he been straightening that car? He's such a farper!"
"Stop farping about and just park the damn car!"
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Noun - a fart. Taken from foul British sleave mag Viz, usually appearing in a speech bubble emanating from a cartoon character's nether regions. Used generally by teenage boys in onomatopoeic fashion, similar to the "scwhing" popularised by the movie Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
Farp (in a quiet lift)
Farp (when asked by headmaster "what are you going to do with your life, boy")
Farp (during any publicly mandated moment of silence)
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A guy who makes inappropriate body sounds at inappropriate times, such as burping, farting, sneezing, coughing, hiccuping, laughing, etc.
Fat Bastard was a real Burt Farp at the funeral. He was cranking out one screaming bean bomb after another.
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