Fart

sounds funny at first but wait until you smell it.

Boy *farts*
Girl: hehehe
Also Girl: eww I can't breath rotten eggs! Call 911

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Fart

A gas let out of your butt ( with double T)

That bish just farted.

Fart

A strong scent released from the anus that can annoy anyone in it's path

Chad : Oh baby I wanna pound your soft pussy all night!
Kiersten : Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! I'm Cumin! I'm Cumin!
Chad : Ahhhhh!
Kiersten : Gross!
Chad Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Really your going to use my bed for your pleasure and Fart in it too!
Chad : Oh Yeah! I'm a lean mean fartin machine!
Kiersten : Get the fuck out!
Chad : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!
Kiersten : NOW!
Chad : Give me a blowjob!
Kiersten: Ok! Mmmmmm!
Chad : Ahh!
Kiersten : God Damn't

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Fart

The only reason to enter an elevator.

Person 1: Hey, lets take the stairs to my floor.
Person 2: But I have to fart.
Person 1: Ok take the elevator, I'll meet you at my room.

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Fart

A noise produced from the buttocks, usually accompanied by a foul smelling odor. The odor is usually said to smell of rotten eggs. The noise of the fart can be very unpredictable. Some farts are silent, while others can rumble like thunder and shake the walls. Some farts sound like broken band instruments, and others sound like wet bubbles. The intensity of the fart and smell of the fart depends on what your body has digested. Some people (like my dad) have the ability to fart on command, and fart very wet, rumbly, nasty farts. Other people cannot seem to even muster up a little pooter. When young children fart, their mothers will try to detour them from using the word fart, and suggest words like "pass gas", "fluff a bunny", or "toot".

"Oh my God, Steve's farts are so bad that the walls are shaking and there's a big green cloud in the living room!"

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Fart

When your body releases a substance, in this case a gas, that is produced by bacteria from your gut or stomach, and is released for relief from sometimes even pain. Other causes involve just letting it go. Some times or most of the times the gas may smell, since its from a pretty nasty place.

"I farted last night at the dinner table"

"It felt good when I farted"

"I couldn't bear the pain until I released my fart"

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Fart

A small explosion coming from between the inner thighs.

"I do believe I just heard a fart."

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