Fart

Used to describe the sound a turd makes while honking to come out.

Fart

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fart-by

Passing gas while navigating thru a crowd in bar/nightclub. Derived from drive-by.

"The club was way too busy last night. Left early, but did a viscious fart-by on the way out."

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Fart-on

When someone sits on guy’s lap and farts so strongly that the vibration results in the guy getting a hard-on

Dude, Jennifer sat on my lap and she let one loose and I sprung a fart-on!

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*farts*

While chatting via texting or chat room and you want to let people know that you have passed gas, this is normally used.

You: " So I was playing Battle Toads yester-"
Friend: "*farts*"
You: "<_<"

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Fart

Something my girlfriend likes to do way too much!

She loves to fart.

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fart fart

when someone wont stop farting

hey quit with the fart fart

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fart on

a fart so relieving you get a boner

yeah fred held that last fart in all day so when he let it go he got a fart on

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