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Fartin' Aboot / Farting About

dawdling, and slacking off,process of wandering aimlessly with no particular goal or objective (pardon the pun: going were the WIND takes you)also used as the way to explain doing nothing in particular as opposed to using the version of fucking about.

Farting About is also a kin to Farting Around!

me on the phone to a friend: "Here buddy, what you doing?"

reply: "Oh Just up the town -Fartin' Aboot / Farting About

by MDMX516 May 5, 2017


I beg your fartin’

A comical play on the phrase “I beg your pardon.”

After making a mistake, instead of replying with the bland and predictable phrase of “I beg your pardon,” you responded with “I beg your fartin’,” and everybody laughs.

by displaychris February 8, 2021

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so hungry i`m fartin fresh air

just plain old Hungry for something real good to eat

DUDE you want to run to WENDY`S ?
You hungry? friend say`s YEA !!! (i`m so hungry i`m fartin fresh air)

by phildo macrackin April 30, 2003

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Squirtin' n fartin'

when you squirt and fart at the same time while fucking someone. usually your body will take a screenshot, and it will be sent to your brain immediately. Other alternatives for this word, is Cummin'n fartin', for the lads

Brian: bro did you actually made her Squirtin' n fartin' last night
Erick: Yessir shoosheee

by subscribetogxneuz November 25, 2021


pooisville fartinals

a term used to express displeasure or anger with a sports team for preforming poorly, usually in relation to the Louisville Cardinals. Originated in 2016 when two people held up a sign saying "Louisville Cardinals? more like Pooisville Fartinals" at the Louisville Cardinals vs Clemson Use of the term increased largely in 2021 and 2022 and became a small meme on Instagram as well as Twitter.

Louisville Cardinals? More like Pooisville Fartinals!

by regrets2983910 January 5, 2022


Fartin it out

(V.) To relax lazily.

"After all that shit I had to do today, I think I'm just gonna be fartin it out on the couch tonight."

by AgentCobbler June 30, 2013


Cadet sargent fartin

Dirty gimpy kiddy fiddling bastard

Your such a cadet Sargent Fartin

by Freya Martin October 8, 2021