Feature film

A type of narrative film (also known as motion picture or most commonly a "movie") with a running time longer than 60 minutes. It's a number one most common type of film.

A Australian fillm, The Story of the Kelly Gang is the world's first feature film ever made, with its running time being only 60 minutes. It was released in 1906.

It's not a bug, it's a feature

Excuse made by software developers when they try to convince the user that a flaw in their program is actually what it's supposed to be doing.

User: When I am on the item detail screen and click on "delete this item", the program returns to to the item overview screen and the item is still there.
Developer: Your access permissions don't allow you to delete items. It's not a bug, it's a feature.

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fanny features

A scottish saying for one who has the qualities of a vagina.

Aw naw at least I'm not a fanny features!

Feature Fucked

When a computer application or hardware design feature has unintended or sometimes embarrassing consequences.

Getting Feature Fucked commonly occurs in word processing and email applications. For example you type a message that uses a misspelled version the word “incidentally” but the auto correct feature fixes it and it becomes “indecently”.

Very often this behavior occurs during important correspondences, such as with ones boss, can have undesirable consequences when the unintended word fits the sentence structure but drastically changes it meaning.

Can also occur in voice recognition applications. For example the scene in Wild Hogs where “Alternate Spec’s” is interpreted as “Alternate Sex”

double feature

The act of seeing two movies for the price of one at a public movie theater. You watch the first movie, take special notice of when the next movie will start, hang out in the restroom until the appropriate start time, and then mosey on over to the correct theater. It causes undue stress for only saving 10 bucks, but it can make an afternoon fly by.

So I was checking out a double feature the other day, but I was so nervous I hid out in the women's restroom! So much for not calling attention to myself

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Creature Feature

A punk/horror band that is very interesting to listen to

I heard about creature feature, what are they like?

:Think...Nightmare before Christmas but punked out...in a good way.

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legacy features

The most basic features of a product such as a video game where companies wouldn't want to implement for the most idiotic or unknown reasons, resorting to call them "legacy features".

Player: "Where is the scoreboard and VOIP for this shooting game that the franchise had for over 20 years!?" -
Dev: "Those are legacy features, son."