February

1.) The second month in the Roman calendar system.
2.) Contains the highest suicide rates.

Why do you want to kill yourself? Oh yeah, it's February...

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February

n. twenty-eight (28) inch rims, typically adorned on large-frame vehicles, including, but not limited to, new Hummer H2s, new Mercedes G500s, new Cadillac Escalades, late-model Ford Expeditions, candy coated late-model Ford Crown Victorias, and candy coated late-model Chevrolet Caprices & Impalas.

NIGGA 1: Shit – check dat Impala, son - look at them mutha fuckin rimz…
NIGGA 2: Those 22’s? 24’s? 26’s?
NIGGA 3: Nah, nigga, he ridin’ February – 28’s nigga...

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February

No freaky February, where u can’t be a freak for all of February , have fun .

Shawn - baby what u trynna do tonight
Nique - nothing it’s no freak February, leave my house

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February

Fingerless February

Hey! It’s fingerless February, you know how there’s no nut November well boys you guys aren’t gonna be the only ones suffering

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February

The month given to honor Black History so they wouldn't get 30+ days

Slave: Why is February the shortest month?
Master: So you wouldnt get a full month!

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February

February 24 is my birthday

Hi my birthday is on February 24

February

No fuck febuary.. After no fuck February you may receive most cum march as a reward. But only if you do not come in no fuck February. Most cum march will make you cum as much as possible unless you dont want it

Bf: "Sorry babe we can't fuck"
Gf: "are you participating in no fuck February too?"
Bf: "no I just found a better girl than you to fuck"

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