A style of sexual intercourse during which the guy bangs the girl at an accelerated pace, with more emphasis on speed than quality.
"He Fed Ex'd the shit out of me last night"
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When you put your package on an unsuspecting victim's shoulder.
A variation of tea bagging, but the perpetrator keeps his nutsack inside of his clothes.
"I Fed-ex-ed the shit outta Ray Ray's ho while she was passed on on the toilet last night!"
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When you're fed up with your ex, or psycho-ex
She keeps threatening to tell my girlfriend about our ex sex, brah! I'm Fed-Ex.
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a female evaluating a males "package"
Rexy fed-exed Shawn's package.
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A term used to describe a former President's ex-lover
That Monica Lewinsky isn't doing Bill anymore, she's a Fed Ex.
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when meetin up with an ex-girlfriend/ love/ one nighter you realise that your mates were correct and she was actually a fat mother huberd!!
matt-wasnt that your ex?
me-yes, yes it was!!!
matt-she was fat!!!
me-yes, you could say she was my fed-ex
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The occurence of two males rubbing their genetalia (package) together in full frontal position.
Guy 1: I was so hammered last night all i can remeber is having a Fed Ex Deluxe with Steve.
Guy 2: Huh, well did you enjoy it?
Guy 1: Uhh i had mixed emotions... i don't really want to talk about it right now.
Guy 2: Its ok, Steve is pretty persuasive.
Guy 1: Thanks for understanding.
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