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The process of inserting a gerbil through a tube that is connected to ones ass hole. The gerbil then goes inside the anus. When the gerbil is desired to exit, the tube is inserted back into the anus and a light is shined into the tube attracting the gerbil out of the anus.
That gerbil is so brown it looks like it was being feltched.
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The act of Feltching is also when a man (or woman) fucks someone up their ass, and proceeds to lick fr the bottom to the top of their back in one single sexual motion
"Geez raybor, that was one Feltching seriously good felt hung you performed on me last night!"
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When you blow your load in some chicks ass then her girlfriend slurps the jizz out of her ass with a straw.
why don't you get your straw and feltch my jizz out of her ass
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What jaynd does.
"P.S. I will feltch for pocket change... "
-jaynd
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When you are lip-locked onto another persons butt-hole and they fart into your mouth, so that you can then blow that same fart back up their ass, swapping back and forth and back and forth
Hey, you heard about Air Feltching?
It’s like snowballing a fart between someone asshole and your mouth. You don’t know a good time until you’ve had your own warm fart blown back up your ass.
The act of farting feltch matter whilst in the hot-tub, causing it to float to the surface
Tom and Gary could only laugh when Paul's feltch bomb circled the surface of the hot-tub.
One who repeatedly participates in the act of feltching
Stay back, you lipstick-wearing feltch monkey
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