philthy feltcher

Usually found in public squares in medium sized cities. This individual preys on heavily intoxicated homeless men by raping their asses while passed out face down on a park bench. When finished, Philthy Fletcher sucks his own semen out of his victims anus.

Dude 1: Hey did you see the news last night?

Dude 2: No, why?

Dude 1: Philthy Feltcher struck again last night! His 8th victim in as many nights!

Dude 2: That’s crazy man!

Chicken Feltcher

Person who fucks a chicken and then drinks his own seamen out of the chicken.

Thank god the chicken feltcher didn't come over for Thanksgiving turkey!!!

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a reverend feltcher

A priest that uses a straw to suck the cum out of another males anus.

A reverend feltcher (Gray used a straw to feltch off crouchy....wat a feltcher)

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Fist Feltchers

1. A fictional biker gang who, rather than run "normal" illegal activities such as drug smuggling or prostitution, specialize in really dirty fetish porn. They would import or produce the foulest sleaze imaginable. Other bikers would have nothing to do with them because of their retarded schemes and their disturbing willingness to get involved in the production of rotten porn.
2. A disgusting biker wannabe that rips up and down residential areas. The only reason they would be doing so is because they are running dirty fetish porn.

1. "I heard about those Fist Feltchers. Don't they distribute illegal hardcore scheisse porn, bukkake, and vomit? I also heard that their founder, Cuntpuncher Pete, died in an unfortunate feltching accident involving an industrial shop-vac; his dying words were "Ooooh, my feltch hole hurts!!!" as his insides were vacuumed out of his ass by a fat broad that looks like Mimi from Drew Carey, but in a gimp suit."
2. "There goes another goddamn Fist Feltcher! At the speed he was going, he must be late for filming a scene with a goat."

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feltcher belcher

When a man ejaculates into someones asshole and then continues to suck the semen out of the butt through a straw.

He's a felcher belcher

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feltcher soup

bust nut in butt and lick out

i had some warm feltcher soup the other day!!!

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bureaucratic feltcher

a bureaucratic person who sucks or licks semen from the anus of another bureaucratic person.

That person is a bureaucratic feltcher

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