FEMA

Find Every Mexican Available!

The Building Contractors are using the FEMA solution to rebuild New Orleans.

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FEMA

Federal Emergency Management Agency

FEMA allows the White House to suspend constitutional government upon declaration of a national emergency. It allows creation of a non-elected national government. Think about that.

FEMA is our government.

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femae

what vampires call a female woman

Mr. Reardon saw a hot looking femae in his bat cave.

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fema

Fuck Everyone Mainly African-Americans

I know FEMA send dat hurricane. Him and that Dick Cheney.

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FEMA

Government Agency despised by people who don't know what the fuck they are talking about.

FEMA isn't a first responder agency, jackass. All disasters are local.

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fema

nickname given to someone who thinks they can save people just because she's strung out on diet coke and can stay up all night playing cahds.....

"Fema says, "This cat litter oughta do the trick...""
"Or how about another klingon cloaking device"

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FEMA Water

Water handed out at a FEMA Point of Distribution or POD, along with FEMA Ice and sometimes MRE's.

"Sweetie, on your way home, run past the POD and pick up some more FEMA Water."