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Feng Shwii

The art of rearranging you furniture to make room for playing the Nintendo Wii.

I don't like the Feng Shwii going on here...let's move the coffee table out of the way.

by Thomas Loehfelm April 6, 2008

56๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


feng xuhui

pookie

feng xuhui is a pookie

by cnmcnmcnm September 10, 2023


feng shui

fahng-shwei
fuhng-shwei
fehng-shwee (my pronunciation)

The Chinese-originated belief that the environment gives energy that you can use to your own being. Not just a belief; it actually is real.

There is actually a whole LOT to feng shui, but you should look it up on your own. Lemme give you some examples:
Take for example, a mansion. Let's say you have a mansion and it is very-well decorated. Your feng shui would be great because you feel at great leisure because of the cleanliness & well-designed room of your own.
An example of negative feng shui would be if you live in a house that is not apt to your tastes, and is possibly filled with trash, or perhaps even an enormous pig-sty. This negative feng shui will possibly foster laziness, and even psychological results such as negative emotions, doubt, etc.

Feng shui deals not only with your personal shelter, but also the environment in general.

Most unfortunately, feng shui has been perverted into a drug-related symbol thanks to the hippies, along with the yin-yang (which basically represents good & evil in us all). In otherwords, when you speak of feng shui to the general public, you're probably going to be prejudged as a nut-job. Sad really.
Hippies need to realize completely what yin-yang and feng shui mean. THEY ARE NOT DRUG SYMBOLS. They are philosophical symbols that originated from ancient China, and these symbols have deep backgrounds that is worth researching.

"My house is a pig-sty so my feng shui is horrible. But sometimes, you make do. If you want better feng shui if you're in a pig-sty house, go outside and go for a walk. Just make sure you don't get too addicted to the freedom out there, or else you'll never want to go back to your pig-sty home. That's how I am."
-me

by Dave June 29, 2004

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Megan Feng

usually of the asian race. Extremley appealling to the eyes. 95% chance that she is shorter than 5'4. usually cute, hot sexy and funny. plays various video games. Extremely loveable and is amazing

did you see that "Megan Feng" yesterday? what a catch.

Who's that lucky guy with "Megan Feng"?

by renats September 10, 2011

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Feng Li

Feng Li's are obsessed with funnels and their families. Feng Li's have a passion for politics, government and statistics, so much so you might find him creating stats about his funnels

Feng Lis are intelligent, kind and generous people.

If you know a Feng, consider yourself, significantly statistically an above average human, and very very lucky!

Person 1: "hey, have you met my friend Feng Li?"
Person 2: "no I haven't, but I heard he's statistically built different

by rosspapadakis September 5, 2021


Feng-shuixed

fixing the feng-shui of your surrounding environment by rearranging things around you to be more comfortable

I had to rearrange my room so the environment would be feng-shuixed

by taurtaur121 August 3, 2015


Feng shit

The opposite of feng shui. A disordered, shitty, crappy home decorating technique where furniture/wall hangings and rugs are randomly placed.

His place was a mess. He used the Feng shit technique!

by Big_al July 11, 2013

1118๐Ÿ‘ 268๐Ÿ‘Ž