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fidel

someone who likes short people and small things

here comes a fidel

by theunkown310 February 7, 2015

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Fidel

A severely sexually frustrated guy who says the word fuck a lot and likes to yell at people.

Friend: Fidel stop using tinder you loser

Fidel: I want to fuck 8:30 8:30 ok ok ok ok ok bye ok 8:30 fuck FUCK FUCK

by RolfDoodoo December 5, 2016

17๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fidel

underground bay area slang used to describe a type of person who is a complete douchebag and always talks out of their ass!

Fidel- " My boy has got a lamborghini he's so cool" Normal Person - " dude get the fuck off that guys dick you kiss his ass all the time thats why he pretends to be homeys with you just get over the fact that you will never be succesfull or own a lambo!"

by keepingitlitandkeepingitcutty December 21, 2011

29๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


fidel

usually used to refer to the act of smoking a cigar, but also used to describe an act of felatio

"dude, that cuban cigar was awesome, i fidelled that thing"

"man, last night i totally got fidelled by my girlfriend"

by newfie-dude87 March 15, 2009

26๐Ÿ‘ 67๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fidel

The modern term for the words "nerd," "geek," and "dork."

When referring to either of the three terms, insert "fidel" where they should go.

Original: "Ugh, that guy is being SUCH a nerd!"

Modern: "Ugh, that guy is being SUCH a fidel!"

by dory724 May 3, 2009

29๐Ÿ‘ 82๐Ÿ‘Ž


fidelity

n. loyalty to the regime and leadership of a Cuban dictator

That man over yonder has no fidelity." "He should be shot!

by Samurguy April 9, 2011

9๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


dirty fidel

Variation of the "dirty sanchez;" immediately after fisting one's partner, the fister takes his or her hand and wipes in across the lower half of the fistee's face, resulting in a thin shit-based beard that causes the the recipient's face to resemble that of Cuban dictator Fidel Castro.

Note: More fecal matter is required for this particular act than for the closely related "dirty sanchez;" it is thusly recommended that the recipient preferably have a sizable crap on deck; or more conveniently, perform this act immediately following a cleveland steamer, or any other act that requires excrement to be evacuated from the body.

One time I gave this slut a dirty fidel . . . it made me want a cigar and a plane ticket to Havana.

by senorguitarra July 5, 2006

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