Random
Source Code

fido

A shitty Canadian cell phone provider that has bad reception no matter where you are and how good of a model your cell phone is.

Person 1: Dude, I'm standing outside and still get static on my cell phone, even though its the latest Motorola!!!

Person 2: Are you on a Fido cell phone package? Switch to Telus, Rogers, T-Mobile, you idiot!! Anything but Fido...

by Young & Freedman September 28, 2005

58๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


fido

a boy with long hair, often goes by nate

1) did you see that fido?
2) hey! fido.. did ya get a hair cut yet?

by idk March 5, 2005

4๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


fido

an individual that drives hannah CRAZY

fido stop being such an asshole

by hannah January 6, 2005

3๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Semper Fido

mutation from the Latin meaning "always a dog", always being a dog, always base and self-gratifying, always begging handout, freebees, sex, gratuities. Always "dogging it".

When Zeb related to ladies and friends in his base self-serving way he was "Semper Fido" - always doglike.

by jim christ November 29, 2007

316๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fido's Law

Dogs expand to fill the sofa available.

Mutt: Dude--I can't sit down. Your sofa's completely covered with dogs.

Jeff: Fido's Law, man.

by Two Hep Cats June 2, 2013

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hot fido

Much like the admirable crowd-favorite Hot Karl this act is performed by one of the canine species. Feed your dog whatever it is you've noticed causes him/her to drop severe rank steamers and have it to lay one of these mammoths across your stomach, back, face. Whichever suits you.

Well last night Dexter and I got into some curry and before bed he let loose a nice Hot Fido on my chest

by ZaSniper January 25, 2010

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


fido's ass

When something or someone is ugly.

She looks like fido's ass!!

by Fido's ass January 6, 2018