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The Field School

An absurdly expensive private prep school with good teachers, terrible leadership, burnt out neurodivergent stoner students, and evil middle schoolers. Under the dictatorship of Supreme Leader Lori Strauss, prices for regular things are jacked way up while antisemitism is brushed over.

Student 1: "Have you heard what happened to The Field School after Lori Strauss took over?"
Student 2: "Yeah, we both go there. I can't believe she removed the Latin department by personally defenestrating Hugh McElroy."
Student 1: "Yeah, and the public execution she held for the physics teacher Jared was horrible."
Student 2: "Well at least we still have David Kongstvedt, Field School history teacher and writer of 2008's Osiris Ford."

by Botto B Bobbs January 7, 2024


The Field School

The Field School is a school in Washington DC, and it used to be a weed farm. Almost all of the kids
are stoned and the teachers are too. This is the legendary Field School. There is still weed growing behind the school nd in the science labs.

The Field School used to be a weed farm

by KiraLivesOn November 14, 2017


The Field School

A big weed farm where the local lore says farmer joe lives, long since abandonded

Person 1:Omg its the field school
Person 2: the feld school

by Shirt376774092834o37wyehdvpie? February 26, 2021