Fif

Typical Marijuana

Man, you got anything good?
Yeah, I got some bomb fif.

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FIF

When you count to five, you dont say, 1,2,3,4,5. You say, one,two,three,for, fiffffffffffffffff. So you plead the FIF Amendment. Or you will be home October FIFFFFF.

one, two, three, four, fiffffffffffffffffffff

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FIF

Fungus Infested Freak, one who rips out their hair, scalp becomes overridden with Ring Worm and Lice. Infected individual loses aprox. 50 I.Q. points. Busts ass as much as possible. Thrives off of fecal matter.

Guy walks down the street, witnesses an individual rolling around in the mud ripping out their hair, screaming and ranting about how they did'nt get their pony for christmas as a kid.

Guy: "Man what the fuck is your problem you FIF?!"
FIF: "BONACA DELPHOCKA!"

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fif

Short for "Funny In the Face" word discovered by Just0 and MurDa... inspired by Nash

"WoW, That Chick is a FiF, did you see that face??!!!!"

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fif

Fuck it's funny.
The main idea was to get rid of 'lol' (laugh out loud).
So 'fif' was born.

I say: use it instead of 'lol'. FIF!

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#FIF

#FuckItFriday which means to not give a literal fuck about anything going on that Friday. Preferably getting drunk all day.

Mike: Hey man I know you have a ton of homework to do today, plus work in a few hours. You shouldn’t go out and do anything.

Rick: Yeah Mike I know but today is Fuck It Friday. Let’s fucking rage! #FIF
Mike: Hell yeah!

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fif

a number between 4 and 6

three ,fo ,fif ,six

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