National Girls Make First Move Day

July 6 is the day where girls make the first move in the dm’s or in real life. Girls tell the boy they like them or they start the convo today is the day where the role is flipped

“Imma ask out Johnny cuz today is National Girls Make First Move Day.”

First Church of Latter Day Alcoholics (FCLDA)

First Church of Latter Day Alcoholics (FCLDA)is a non profit organization founded in the town of Victorville, California in the Fall of 2008. A simple belief in the freedom to drink is the message this small congregation sends forth.

First Church of Latter Day Alcoholics (FCLDA) really saved me from a life of good wholesome soberness.

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First Day of No Nut Nov.

Where men die.

FUCKING HELL ITS THE FIRST DAY OF NO NUT NOV.

pinch and a punch for the first day of the month

An Australian tradition that happens at the beginning of every month. You are meant to pinch and punch someone. If you say no returns, they can't kick or flick you for being so slick.

A pinch and a punch for the first day of the month.

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pinch punch first day of the month

Stupid kids do this... When it's the first day of the month.
When I was around grade 5, people would pinch, then punch my arm, and say ' Pinch, punch, first day of the month! '

Person: pinch punch first day of the month !
Me:

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Night-before-first-day-of-school syndrome

That feeling when you can't sleep the night before the first day of school

Guy 1: ugh i can't fall asleep and its 12:20

Guy 2: Seems he's got Night-before-first-day-of-school syndrome

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First Day Of School

A day of school that looks anxiety producing and scary, but in reality isn't that bad.

Me in August: Noooo, the First Day Of School is in less than a month now! Homework, stress, 10 months of torture!

Me at the end of the first day of school: Huh, that was easy. There's no homework until a month from now. All I had to do was introduce myself.