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to sweat profusely. See also "jew in a bank"
And so on the seventh day the Lord rested. All the hard work He had done had left Him sweating like a blind lesbian in a fishmongers - Genesis somewhere( The Bible)
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One who loves fish and everything about fish. He loves to sell fish from the back of his pickup truck. He has a wife that is his sex/food slave and is always concieving babies. He is often confused and insecure when it comes to Socializing with humans or decisions on a day to day basis.
Also loves his pooch and is always seen riding with pooch in front seat of truck. When wife is not around the pooch makes a good sex slave as well.
"Wow, that amish fishmonger ditched us again."
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Used to describe a particularly fishy cunt.
"I shagged a girl last night, her cunt smelled like a fishmonger's mop bucket"
"My wife's cunt smells like a fishmonger's mop bucket"
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A powerful being, a god amongst men.
Have you heard of the legend of Samuel Fishmonger?
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They barely fucking exist now, you now find "fish" in those big shitty supermarkets. Their so-called "fish" has "great flavour and is mouth-watering" taste which is utter bullshit. Probably have more sawdust than actual fish in those fuckers.
Person1: I know what will happen, I will go to the supermarket to get fish and Person2 and Person3 should say I should go to the Fishmonger's.
Me, writing this: Oh you dickhead, I wanted a fucking story you shitty non-existent guy. Now my next definition has to be FUCKING DIFFERENT!
Billy is a fishmonger because Billy chats shit to fish he catches until their pea sized brain turns to a fluid and seeps out of their flabbergasted mouth.