The perfected version of the McGangbang. A double cheeseburger from Five Guys with a Chik Fil A chicken sandwich placed inside of it
We went and got five guys one chick for lunch and it hit the spot
An all male orgy of five guys or more. The acts committed are limited only by the participants imagination but a true five guy cream pie MUST consist of at least two things; a) five male participants and b) lots of semen
Joseph R. Cools: "Did you see Antron is in the hospital?"
Dr. Steve: "No, what happened?!"
Joseph R. Cools: "He took part in a five guy cream pie last night"
Dr. Steve: "When will he learn?"
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Reference to a sexual act involving one woman and 5 black men. Usually used as a reference to a woman having interracial/group sex or a gangbang.
"Hey dude, I can't find my girlfriend, I don't know where she's at."
"She's probably with five black guys"
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Hey, did you hear that new song by those five gay guys?
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The unique high-five that only two men can share. The guy-five entails a quick, powerful collision of palms quickly followed by either an elaborate, made-up-on-the-spot handshake, or oftentimes, a manly embrace. Guy-fives are limited only to situations in which no females are present.
Dan: I heard you got that promotion.
Steve: Yeah, and I heard you got that chick.
<Guy-Five>
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An epic slapping together of hands by brofriends. Doesn't involve any other body parts, JUST HANDS! A guy five should hurt the palm of your hand, otherwise you aren't doing it right. Your hand should tingle for hours afterwards.
A guy five is done when something epic has happened, or when the excitement of life and brofriendship gets to be too much. Often coupled with a brohug.
Guy fives should be celebrated in society and performed regularly.
Levi: "OMG I just designed a new rug!"
James: "GUY FIVE!"
*Huge slapping noise reverberates throughout the world*
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It's a high five that only men can do. Except instead of slapping hands together you slap penises together.
Guy 1: WOOO we just one the game!
Guy 2: FTW! Guy five?
Guy 1: FO SHO!
*penii slap*
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