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A person who agrees to do something but never follows through
Colin hay is the definition of a flake
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Oh wow! Scored some boss flake last night! Me nose feels like me bird was burning me nostrils with a lighter when I was asleep.
A confusing/disappointing person whom you have misjudged as a reliable, caring friend. She can call and talk for hours about herself but the minute you speak of yourself she has to get off the phone. She asks for favors and, even if you set parameters to which she agrees at first and promises she'll abide by them, she'll use them later to excuse herself from the scheduled activity. She'll pick your brain and take the credit for your originality. She will amplify her competence. She will lie to avoid confrontation and make herself the victim when confronted. In order to quit being disappointed, I never make any plans again with the Flake.
Flake: Would you come over and help me with my riding?
Me: Okay but I will need a ride there and home.
Flake: Sure, no problem.
Me: Okay, see you tomorrow at ten.
Tomorrow at ten comes and goes. She texts me five hours later saying she had to go to the dentist. In the meantime your other friend calls to say she went riding with the Flake during the time the Flake was supposed to be at the dentist.
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(verb, oftenly used with "out") - To decide not to go at the last second; To "ditch" or "bail out."
"You said we were gonna go see the movie! Don't change your mind and flake out!"
"Damn, it's been an hour since we were supposed to meet. I bet she just flaked out on me."
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People who can't commit to anything.
Those damn council workers; they're such flakes.
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n. - someone who is unreliable.
we knew chris wouldn't show up 'cuz he's a flake.
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THE FLAKE
(flakey dick)
the unfortunate flake from excessive wanking.
known as: (the flake) (dick dandruff) (confetti cock)
"louis you need to stop wanking"
"i know, its getting raw"
"it's going to start flaking like a sausage roll"
"theres a party in my pants"
"that explains the confetti"
" gonna flake the fuck out of stacey"
"that dude has the flake"
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