mass noun British informal bland fluent talk indulged in to avoid addressing a difficult subject or situation directly
a simple admittance of ignorance was much to be preferred to any amount of flannel
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an article of clothing that makes you automatically a gay or very white. thatβs just the way it works. i donβt make the rules.
micheal: βdamn, lashawna looks so fine in that flannel. i would love to rip that shit off.β
quentin: βdawg, she a whole lesbian-β
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Flanneling is the female equivelant of teabagging. The woman in question saunters up to the intended victim, which is ideally in a relaxed lying down state, open and receptive to new experiences.
Upon arrived, the woman gently lowers herself onto the victim's face, and attempts to lay down her labia on the bridge of the victim's nose.
Note that women who have given birth to multiple and/or oversized children make for more successful flannelers.
Dude, I was just taking a nap and Stacy decided to give me a good old fashioned flanneling, it was scary yet awesome.
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A famous internet troll, known for hijacking message boards by building copycat boards and directing members of the victim board to the copycat. Also known for creating havoc on message boards by ID trolling unsuspecting victims by replacing the letter "m" with "rn", such as the ID troll "horner1443" for trolling "homer1443".
To be a victim of Flannel's trolling, one is said to be "flanneled".
"UnemployedFarmer sure got flanneled today"
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a group of lesbians assembled or gathered together.
A flannel of lesbians showed up to view the gaggle of geese nesting by the lake.
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a man who may be seen as being a bit pathetic or boring.
sam stop being a flannel and come out tonight!
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The ultimate word to make a stoner laugh. If you say "flannel" to a stoner, whether in casual conversation or just out of the blue, they are guaranteed to laugh so much they will probably do some form of permanent damage to themselves
Stoner "This is some good shit, I'm starting to feel a bit-"
Sober Person "FLANNEL!"
Stoner "Ahahahhahahahhahahhhahhahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahhhahahahhahahahahahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Sober Person "Are you ok? Your face is going blue"
Stoner "Hahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahhahahhaahah"
etc.
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