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much the same as Hangy tits, flapjacks are large breasts (seemingly large, anyhow) that fall past the bellybutton when freed from their restraints. Usually veiny, with nipples pointing southward.
Bob: Damn, she's got some tig ol' bitties.
Bill: Nah, I'll bet they're flapjacks.
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the overhanging fat on a woman's belly usually after she has kids
i don't see your cesarean scar? lift up my flapjack and you will see it.
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large breasts with the tendency to sag.
My good friend Andrew informed us that his ex-girlfriend, Laura, had some mean flapjacks.
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“Hunter almost flapjacked in the latest episode!”
“My sanity is flapjacking right now.”
“Did you hear that they sentenced the serial flapjacker to the flapjack sentence?”
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Bobbing your legs back and forrth causinfg the excess fat of your thighs to smack together in the hopes of achieving "discreet," public masturbation
Dude I was totally flapjacking in that business meeting today
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The sexual position involving two guys and a girl where the girl is held suspended in between the two men, tossed up into the air, and either one of the men try to catch the woman, in either hole, on his penis. Painful for everyone involved.
Sean and I flapjacked that bitch last night. Now we are headed to the hospital.
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