Flatte

The perfect drink for friends who insist that they HATE latte's and can only drink flat whites.... Or was it that they HATE flat-white's and can only drink latte's? Either way, it's a cross between a flat white or a latte - which look and taste the fucking same anyway.

* The flatte is to coffee what spandex is to lycra... The same fucking thing, commonly utilised by Mamils.

"Thanks for my latte, I HATE flat-white's"!
"It's a flatte - jerk"...

Christopher Flatt

An awesome guy who cooks excellent soups! And has great taste in hats.

That soup has definitely been Christopher flatted