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The retractable fluids of Phil Swift
Person : hey Phil can you fix this airplane for me?
Phil Swift : Sure, ill just use my flex tape
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Flex tape can fix any problem (but your love life) Created by the almighty god Phil swift it is unbreakable and even works underwater.
With the power of flex tape I put this boat back together!!!
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1: The act of slapping Flex Tape on a surface to instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair it.
2: The answer to all your problems.
Guy 1: My wife just left me...
Guy 2: She left you? Well, just slap on Flex Tape!
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a karen who uses lots of flex tape
flex tape karen asked for the manager
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a sentence once heard by the great queen Abeeha who can now not stop saying it and has claimed it as her own
"flex tape can't fix that"
"no bro that's abeehas word u can't say it"
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a sentence once heard by the great queen Abeeha who can now not stop saying it and has claimed it as her own
"flex tape can't fix that"
"no bro that's abeehas word u can't say it"
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I’m probably not even gonna have a husband so I can Spend $12,000 on Flex Tape and condoms and nobody will be able to yell at me for it
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