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The act of taking a great shit that makes you feel 8+ more pounds lighter.
Person 1: Hey hows it going??
Person 2: Fantastic, I was just FLOATING a couple of minutes ago.
Person 1: You must feel good now!!
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A polite way of saying go fuck (off/yourself).
I don’t care what Claire thinks, she can go float herself.
Wandering around, esp. while high.
We jacked up on heroin and floated around the club.
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Float On is a great song made by one of the best bands ever, Modest Mouse. (Oh gee, i have a different opinion then the 1/7ths of you who disagree. Tar and feather me.)
It is one of the bands more popular songs. However, hardcore Modest Mouse fans regard it as annoying due to the high level of people running around stating shit like "D00d, modest mouse float on was a great song but trailer trash sucked man i wish there were other songs" Despite the fact that Modest Mouse has mad a large amount of musical genius, such as "The Whale Song," "Dashboard," and "Ocean Breathes Salty," Float on remains just to be a giant whore to the other songs.
Most Modest Mouse haters (Who probably only listened to 2 of the bands old songs) Would state "I liked Float On, but those other 2 1999 songs i heard sucked so therefor Modest Mouse Sucks and so does indie and damn anyone who says otherwise"
Great song, but there are better from Modest Mouse.
Oh yeah, float on.
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V. The act of simply placing the penis into the vagina with no actual thrusts involved. Often thought to be a substitute for actual intercourse.
Ephraim convinced his girlfriend to float for a little while ensuring her there would be no smite from God.
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when your with your girlfriend in the bathtub and you accidentally take a shit, then she bends down and eats it.
crap i just took a floater, you want to eat it?
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The act of which a male puts his cock inside a woman's vagina and doesn't move or do any thrusts or movements
I was with this girl and all she wanted to do was have me floating in her pussy.
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