floaty

Someone who thinks they're a roadie but has no idea how to handle equipment, so they just stand there and watch the real roadies and maybe move a few cymbals and cords to try to look important.

Someone get this fucking floaty out of here before he breaks a drum or something.

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Floaties

The separation of juicy material in craft beer.

Focal banger and heady topper are so juicy that floaties appear when the juiciness separates.

floatie

that feelin u get inside when u see the person u love

i saw my boyfriend and i went all floatie.

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floatys

something you wear in the water

i wore my floatys today swimming!

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Floaty

A Floaty is a person that has a sexual attraction to jellyfish . as opposed to a Furry , who has a sexual attraction to mammalian creatures .

Jim : hey man , have you seen tom ?
Jack : no dude , I haven't seen him since he became a floaty .

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Floaty

The peices of cum left in a alcohol drink when being served to a female, so the female drinks it.

Did you see Karen drink my floaty earlier? Shit was hot af

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Floaty

When in a drunken streak of confidence you decide to jizz in a random cup, and your friend picks the cup up, noticing the Floaties, or pieces of cum floating above the surface of the beer

Woah bro is this your floaty in my drink? That’s gay bro.

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