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Floof

When you feel full after eating or just done with life

I feel floof right now I need to just lay down

by edog April 13, 2022


Floof

The person you pick to work in a group project, or partner activity with when ur bestie is out or not in ur class.

Damn Nithilas not in class today for the partner activity, good thing I got my floor Morgan.
Sorry Sonia even though your my floof, im gonna work with Kenzo.

by pseudonymtimmy March 27, 2020


Floof

A Fluffy Dog or Doggo

Oh my god Kalena it's a floof.

by Kaosiow September 18, 2018


Floof

Anything cute or fluffy, mainly used to describe cute animals. The word "floof" also refers to anything that evokes the desire to pet it.

*sees an owner with a cute and fluffy dog* "Oh my god, what a cute little floof, may I pet it?"

by Zelds September 3, 2017


Floof

The most outrageous gay in a room/area. Not to be mistaken as a gay slur–it is a word used to appreciate and compliment how gay that person is.

"Katia is such a floof–I love her."

by ultimatefloof June 9, 2017


Floof

1) To Floof
The ability to fail at a moments notice, for no better reason than being fluffy, and receiving no repercussions.

2) A Floof
A person who can fail at a moments notice, for no better reason than being fluffy, and receiving no repercussions.

3) A Floofer
A person with the ability to disguise another persons failures, maintaining their own and the other persons full fluff. (Can be a 'Simi-Floofer' by only maintaining ones reputation, yet still tarnishing the other person's)

4) Professional Floofing
Demand a wage or a rise in status regardless of incompetence or any number of floofing moments.
Can be for themselves or anyone beneath them but one must maintain Full Floof, there can be no 'Semi-Professional Floofers'.

5) De-Floof
An active movement, determined to catch and destroy all Floof. replace 'To Floof' with 'To De-Floof' and thus forth.

Leon: Wow, cant believe you managed to 'Floof' on that one.

Sparticus: You don't even know, Ivo's a serious 'Floof' and he even managed to wangle his friend out of this one.

Leon: Wow, What a Super Floofer, one day he'll be Pro.

Sparticus: Yeah, but he better hope Frankie doesn'y find out, shes a serious De-Floofer

by SquiggleDS November 14, 2012

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Floof

Verb, The act of doing someone else's cocaine

Did that guy just floof me? I worked so hard to afford all that cocaine and some randy just.. snorted it...

by coolest fox alive !!! February 28, 2016

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