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This is the global capital for UF rejects, it is home to the most down syndrome male students, along side smashable, 10/10 females. 99% of its graduates end up working at Petco and/or Chick-Fil A for the entirety of their lives. Also home to the Seminoles, and world-renowned rapist, Jameis Winston.
Johnny is a retard that is failing every subject, therefore, Johnny will attend THE Florida State University and cry himself to sleep everyday.
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Behind FAMU, is easily the worst college in Florida. They try to keep up with superior rival, The University of Florida, but they can't. The only people that attend this school are dumb ass hicks and black people that can't get into the much better academic school, UF. The only bright spot that has to do with FSU is it's slutty black chicks, who even though weigh an average of 300 pounds and usually have around 2 or 3 STDs, are prized possesions at this shit school. Don't go here, unless you don't want to get hired by any employer in the future. Florida State cannot, has not, and will not ever compare to Gator Nation in any way, no matter how much their students claim that FSU>UF because of their first head to head football win in 7 years.
Florida State University fan:"Dude UF sucks, we beat them in football this year!!"
Superior UF fan:"Chill bro, winning isnt that great but hey, i guess your still getting used to it."
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see Free Shoes University
Florida State University is inferior to the Miami Hurricanes in every way, shape and form. Wake me up sometime in the next 10 years when they DON'T lose 4 or more games a year.
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A fancy new name for Brevard Community College because they are offering 4 year degrees now. Most people still call it BCC. BCC is basically 13th and 14th grade.
Do you go to BCC? Yes, but now they call it Eastern Florida State College.
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University located in Tallahassee, Florida, full of UF rejects that party like no other. They say pretty girls have no intelligence, so they all go to FSU. Everyone hates FSU except for the students and Halloween partygoers from other parts of the state. FSU students tout that they attend the premier school in the state, but nobody there will admit their SAT was under 1300. People go here not because they wanted to, but because it was the only place they could go. Home of the Seminole, its own STD and mascot.
Madi: So where do you go to school?
James: Oh I go to Florida State University. What about you?
Madi: I'm sorry for your loss! I'm doing pre-med at UF.
James: You're fat and ugly and you can fuck off bitch.