A turd that is quite flat. It can be long or short, but with very little girth.
Don: Who left the flounder swimming around in the bowl?
Dan: I did. I tried to flush it, but it swam back up.
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Excessive moving of the hand between someone else's leg. ( like the movement of a fish)
Oh no, Hunter and Joe, just floundered me! My day is now ruined.
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Flounder is one of the characters from the Disney movie "The Little Mermaid". He is a fish, and Ariel's best friend. So, if your name is Flounder you are a loyal friend.
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A flounder, much like the fish in water is very moist vagina, sometimes dripping, and can even have that fishy smell... a lot like Tom Cruise.
Oprah's flounder after a nice hot shower (without soap) is simply delicious
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no no no you guys. a flounder is when you put your non erected penis on a girls face and flop it around, sort of like a slap with your dick. this can also be called fish out of water.
"i was sitting there on the couch, and she was asleep so i gave her a flounder."
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To give one's own self head. Auto-fellatio.
Steve has been taking yoga classes to increase his flexibility. Since he can't get any, he wants to be able to flounder.
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Female who is average in skills and activity when it comes to sexual intercourse.
She may still be a bottom feeder, but she definitely shows signs of life unlike a stalefish. However, she isn't quite up to par with salmon status.
Kevin: Rumor has you you and Kate did the nasty last weekend? How is she?
Jon: Keep this on the DL, but she's a flounder. Not bad, but nothing too special.
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