Food is divided into categories each varying on the colour(this is just for food that doesn’t use food colouring) :
Green: disgusting things which your mum probably has to fight over with you so you eat it
Yellow: Normally they are sour and you probably wouldn’t eat it without food to accompany it
Red: o.k food, although can be spicy
Blue: can’t think of a blue food
The thing that keeps us alive
AKA
The most powerful drug known to man
*should I?*
*I'll get fat*
'gobble'
*it's such a drug to me*
*it's like my own personal brand of heroin*
*food is better than heroin*
The greatest thing ever because its good and without it we would die. ☺
Food is great!
What kind of fucking goblin doesn’t know what food is.
Fat fucks don’t know what food is.
The heavenly amazing thing that all humans actually need to survive. It all comes from nature. Animals give meat, plants give vegetables and fruit and many more things that can make many other things. It's just a comforting thing that you need everyday.
Oh my gosh I'm so hungry, I can't wait to eat some food!
A type of something that is edible
Person1: I WANT FOOD!
Person2: Ok?