former penguin

a dumass who does nothing but flame inteligent linux users who are obviosly smarter than him.

Shut up you stoopid FUD and go back to crashing Windoze you troll.

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future-former

Polite manner in referring to a spouse or partner while in the process of separating and/or waiting for a divorce. Also can be used in reference to all in-laws including, parents, brothers and sisters cousins etc.

My future-former (ie wife/husband) asked me to pay for dinner.

I will attend my future-former father-in-law's birthday dinner.

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Six formers

People aged 16-17 who go to 6th form. Most of them look like shit, hit on girls who are 13-14 and will fail their A levels.

girl: the six formers is so cute
girl: no they aint

Trans-former

Like a transformer, "more than meets the eye", but not because they're a car in disguise. It's because they're packing a glizzy.

"lol that dude thinks he's a woman while slamming shit around because someone mis-gendered him. Typical trans-former."

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Former Republican

Someone who is afraid to do the right thing when they have something to lose; they are often cowardly in nature.

A Former Republican says “EX-COLLEAGUES ARE SPINELESS POLITICIANS, ROTTEN TO THE CORE“

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former fatty

Someone who was once fat but lost a lot of weight. They feel superior to everyone because of their weight loss, and buy clothes that cling to their sagging skin.

My former fatty friend struts around in his low-rise jeans with stretched out skin hanging over the sides.

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The Former Guy (#TFG)

Twitter slang for money laundering Russian asset Donald Trump

The Former Guy (#TFG) got his ass beat by Joe Biden in the 2020 election and oozed back down to Russialago where he's perving on underage girls, playing golf, and fantasizing about stopping an imaginary steal of his fake presidency

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