Rural Dictionary

forrest

any kid age 6-14 that has ADD/ADHD, likes shooting and blowing things up, likes to run around screaming about random animals or generally makes you wish FOR REST and relaxation!

Stacy: will u sit down? omg ur such a forrest.

forrest: WEEEEEE llamas go boom! *crash* uh-oh ducky just fell off a mountain and made penguin man slap the goat! the goat say: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
oh here comes mr. squirrel...

Stacy: *gunshot* *thud*

forrest: Stacy? u ok?...oh well.
DUCKY SAYS EEEEEEEE!

by Blake C. July 11, 2008

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Forrest

pill taking, mouth breathing, tag along, annoying person who won't atop asking questions during movies, hoe.

make me some skrimps Forrest!

by Liz Forma and hot swedish guy September 23, 2006

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Forrest

To Pull a Forrest: To wear a uniform on a day when no uniform is required.

Usually put down to a deep love of uniform.

This action is frequently performed by people who spell Steven the wrong way.

Speaker A: 'Mate why are you in uniform?'
Speaker B: 'I love my uniform, I often masturbate over it'
Speaker A: 'You just pulled a Forrest.'

by VisbetterthanPH September 22, 2010

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Forrest

Forrests are awesome smelling guys with thick hair and muscular lips.......... wait a second. I'm thinking of a Gabriel.

Forrests are very arrogant. They care about no one but themselves. They appear to never feel emotion, but in fact, they are very emotional people. They cry themselves to sleep at night because of their hideousness.

Forrests always try too hard. They wear 'cool' clothes and slick their hair into shiny mohawks with butter.

Never get involved with a Forrest because one day they will tell you they love you, and then soon enough, they will stab you in the back and eat your hair.

Forrests have very addictive personalities. Find a Wii, pop in Rockband, and you will attract masses of Forrests.

Forrests think that they are studmuffins, but in reality girls run away from them.

Forrests have a tendency to crush on Emma Watson. They just can't get enough of her baldness.

Forrests also have some good qualities. They are good singers. They are very smart. They can do an amazing jazz walk. Forrests are also very good at guitar.

If you meet a Forrest you are actually very lucky. They can be really good friends and great people to hang out with. Don't let your Forrest go because they will never...... k........ won't often let you down. ;)