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Worse than a corporate scam since its a human scam. There is no fountain of youth, not everybody has the gift of being an eternal child, some people do and some don't. You could convince people that everybody could be that way, but not everybody is good at being charming or childlike and playful, just like any talent, not everybody has it.
People who tell you there's a fountain of youth must think you can't handle the truth.
When nearing the end of sexual intercourse, the male inserts his penis into the females mouth and releases his unborn children, at which point the female begins to gargle his seed and then spit it high into the air and let it rain down.
I as with this bitch last night, and i gave her the fountain of youth!
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euphemism; sexual slang for fellatio performed with the promise that the final result will provide the key to eternal youth
How about you take a sip off of the fountain of youth
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when a sexy bitch is getting fucked in the cooch and the ass at the same goddam time and both guys, ejaculate simeltaniously, forming an internal gizzy fountain
I was fucking Debbie last night and Greg joined in so we decided to give her the fountain of youth.
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in the act of a threesome when a man lays down and jacks off while two women make out right above his dick. When the time "cums", it will shoot upward and hit both of them while they make out.
Greg: Dude, I had my first threesome last night. It was sick.
Joe: Nice man, I'm proud. How'd you finish?
Greg: Did a fountain of youth.
Joe: Word.
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fountain of youth.... when a cougar (older woman thats down to fuck) sucks the juicy delights out of the male sexual stem of a younger male after sex.
hey look chaz and plummer are "fountain of youth" brothers.
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Fountain of youth. When you cum in your own mouth.
Yo nigger last night i did a fountain of youth in front of my grandkids
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