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The "Dirty Fozzie" is a sexual act mentioned by Ted in the Seth McFarlane movie "Ted."
It is when a magically-animated bear performs oral sex on someone, and then kisses with the resulting wet, plush mouth.
"Ted went down on me last night, and we Dirty Fozzied for, like, 10 minutes. It was ah-some."
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When receiving a particularly enthusiastic blowjob from a woman, the 'Waka Waka' sound she makes whilst she attempts to breathe and simultaneously fill her mouth with your meat.
Dude, this chick loves her throat filled, she gave me a Dirty Fozzie and went cross eyed.
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An ungodly sex act that involves rubbing dead animal skins (usually domestic pets) on someones body in order to slowly degrade their skin and sense of self worth. Is best performed when all participants are watching the Muppets. The Dark Crystal is also acceptable
I just had a Fozzie Moopet. I hate my life now because I spend so much time at my dermatologist's office.
When a guy and girl have so much pubi hair that when they have sex it looks like they're double teaming a fozzy bear
"Neither of us have shaved in a month so it was a real dirty fozzy"
"That's fucking gross!!!"
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A broad who hasn't shaved in a while.
Oh my damn! This bitch legs look like fozzie bear!
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When you bend over your man with a mascot uniform on and fuck him In the ass with a black strap on penis
You get it hot fozzie analysis sex from your lady
When having sex with a girl fails and results in trying to get her to touch your genitalia while masturbating infront of her.
Brody said "hey Mike did u fuck her last night."
Mike replies" Na i had to pull a dirty fozzy."
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