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Glass chinned heem magnet. Doesn't interact with and as a consequence, despises the opposite sex. Holds record for most amount of trips from the underworld and back to the world of the conscious.
Husband: I just heard glass shatter. I hope Timmy didn't break our neighbor's window again.
Wife: nah dw that's prolly just Franz getting ktfo again.
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young lady seated between to men imitating the motion of downhill skiing. named after the famous austrian skier
If we get Becky drunk enough, maybe she'll give us the Franz Klammer on the couch tonight.
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He is literally me ong
Kryลกtof : Franz Kafka is literally me
Adam : Have you heard about the Franz Kafka paradox?
Franz Wagner is God's gift to the Orlando Magic after years of misery since the Dwight Howard era. Selected with 8th pick of 2021 NBA Draft by the Orlando Magic, Franz is currently the baddest white boy on the planet. NBA teams often say "ah fuck" when going against the Orlando Magic, because of Franz, who also goes by OnlyFranz and Sweet Franz. "Who the fuck is Franz Wagner" is currently the number 1 Google search in every city he plays in, which has surpassed last year's number 1 search of "who the fuck is Chuma Okeke".
The day after Chuck Norris was born he drove his mother home, he wanted her to get some rest.
Franz Wagner counted to infinityโthree times.
Franz Wagner ordered a Big Mac at Burger King and got one.
When Franz Wagner was born the doctor asked him to name his parents.
Franz Wagner tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Franz Wagner can dribble a bowling ball.
Franz Wagner once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
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I'm just a lonely german,
A lonely german from Prague,
HE IS FRANZ KAFKA! FRANZ KAFKA!
Oh. a rock opera based of Franz Kafka's Metamorphosis..
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A fucking hot sexy beast who can sing American pie better than you can eat a hot dog. He is the coolest kid on the block. He will make you feel slightly uncomfortable but than will swoon you with his horrible jokes and his very high 10 year old girl voice
Wow! He's such a Gregory franz...
I want some American Pie
A Saturday Night Live skit of two body builders who are supposed to be cousins of Arnold Schwarzennegar.Hanz and Franz were on a mission to "pump up all you pathetic little girly men".
The skit was making fun of Arnold Schwarzennegar and he even appeared in atleast one episode of Hanz & Franz.
The skit was never considered bigotted when the liberal Saturday Night Live ran the skit for several years,but when Arnold made a funny reference to the skit suddenly liberals tried to say that Arnold was a bigot.
Liberals are all such pathetic and weak little girly men.
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