A a worldwide, independent defense agency, civilian-run by exactly one-thousand and one agents of varying skills and expertise (detectives, mechanics, assasins, pilots, etc). Lead by the enigmatic Miranda Zero and the supercomputer-of-a-babe and central dispatcher Aleph, they're called into action to clean up all the world-threatening junk that the government run organizations are typically unable to handle.
All the black projects, the mad science, the chilly encounters with the unknown, the Cold War traps... they're all sitting there like landmines. Eventually someone will trip over one of them. Global Frequency are there to catch them when they fall, and defuse the mines before they explode into mainstream consciousness and cause more pain and horror than they already have...
Are you on the Global Frequency?
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A term that describes behavioral traits displayed by a person of an unrefined character.
They usually know it themselves and still apply disrespect to others in the form of inconsideration, ignoring important social cues on purpose, and avoiding any mindfulness to resent actual norms.
Comes from: brain involvement needed to generate enough respect for normal society to remain refined. Low frequency personnel donβt have energy for that, or suffered abuse to the point of no return or just derive daily energy from distasteful forms of disruption they inflict.
Similar to: lowlife
Person 1: she knocked on your door and coughed?! why did she do that?? She knew not to disturb you during your video interview!
Person 2: because she doesnβt give a damn. Thatβs low frequency behavior. Get me out of here.
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A distinct sound women born after 1980 make from their vagina.
Did you know that Feminist Frequency is also the number one cause of violence against women?
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1. the noise a synthesizer can make when you output a large amount of random frequencies and noise.
2. the noise a delay unit makes when a high-feedback high-delay factor echo is modulated at a high speed.
3. the noise a guitar or bass can make when certain harmonic frequencies are louder and more disruptive. most of the time, this only happens when a lot of distortion or very high gain is applied to the effect line up.
i can't stop my amp from emitting frequency diarrhoea all over the place.
when i throw the bit-crusher on the guitar track it creates a large amount of frequency diarrhoea.
my synth keeps making frequency diarrhoea every time there is silence in between notes.
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To masturbate while fantasizing telepathically and have an orgasm at exactly the same time, feeling each other's orgasms through clairvoyant entrainment. If everyone did this then we'd have no STDS or unplanned pregnancies. Also known as freaking.
I frequency fucked and subjected my gf last night cuz she skipped her pirth control pills.
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The type of voice commonly associated with spouting misandric bigotry and female fascist propaganda.
I went to the theater to get some quality entertainment, but knew I wasted my money as soon as I heard the feminist frequency of the woman on the stage.
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An exclamation for when someone is frustrated or angry. Can be shortened to just "frequencies". Used in a joking way.
"I can't get my bag to close. Fucking frequencies!"