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The art of playing twiddly crap sounding guitar solos , often with frantic wrist action , hence the comparison to wanking .
"all that fret wanking sounds shit"
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An open source Guitar Hero clone for PC, with compatibility with a keyboard or a guitar controller. Supports custom songs, mods, a growing fan base, and forums.
See: http://fansonfire.forumotion.com
PUPPETZ 86 IZ TEH BEST FRETTAR EVAR FOR FRETS ON FIRE!!!!!
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Basically how to say "cmon dont worry its nothing"
but a funny way to say it
Mom: GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM
Me: mom dont fret your freckles ill do it later
Later: Mom: HAVE YOU CLEANED YOUR ROOM YET
Me: MOM I SAID DON'T FRET
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Someone who is compulsively buying new guitars. A FRET COLLECTOR may also expand the collection to include any instrument with frets, such as banjos, mandolins, ukuleles, with the intention of learning to play each and every one. Usually, a fret collector sticks to playing just one preferred guitar most of the time. The other instruments are displayed on the wall and are played once in a while for purposes of justifying why they purchased them. This also serves to keeping them in tune and to periodically remove the layer dust that has collected.
Wow! I see that Rod has a ton of instruments - he is a real FRET COLLECTOR! And from the looks of Mandi’s music room, she’s a FRET COLLECTOR too! They should plan a regular meeting for FRET COLLECTORS to hang out and jam and talk about guitars.
The act, during Male masturbation, of ceasing to stroke the penis and instead tapping one's fingers on the underside of the Male member to maintain one's erection without "prematurely" ejaculation.
Alaura Eden is the one porn star who, even if I'm late for work, makes me resort to fret tapping so I can justify watching another minute or two of her films.
Fret lube is using the oil from your forehead or nose to lube up the buttons on a guitar hero/rock band guitar for faster playing.
Rock Band Player 1: Damn, I can't hit that green/red to blue/orange transition.
Rock Band Player 2: Dude, use some fret lube on that shit and shred it up!
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fret-sawyers
Not philosophers but fret-sawyers and stamp collectors compose the backbone of society