Friday 13th

The most unlucky day in the calendar. Justified fear of this day is called paraskevidekatriaphobiaor friggatriskaidekaphobia. You could get run over, your house could burn down, you could run into a long-lost evil boyfriend, or you could fall down a flight of stairs and subsequently die of neumonia.

Shit, it's fuckin Friday 13th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's no fuckin way I'm gettin out of bed!
*Snore*
Oh, jeeeez, I just choked on my own phlegm.

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Friday 13th

Friday the 13th is considered a very unlucky day .
Did you know that 2pac died Friday 13 th ?

- It's Friday 13th tomorrow .

- Oh no...

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Friday 13th 2035

Trump's assassination date.

"Trump was shot in the head by a mental person on Friday 13th 2035 after signing a bill allowing mentally disturbed people to buy guns."

Friday the 13th

Give Head

Pwetty pwease give head🥺 its friday the 13th

Friday, November 13th

Ask out a girl you have only known for 2 days day. Even though you haven't known her very long it won't hurt to go on a nice date. Dont back down this relationship has potential so please ask that special girl out and don't be a fucking pussy :)

Yo its Friday, November 13th you should ask Amanda out ;).

Friday 13th january

Confess everything to your friends day

“You suck”

“That’s not kind”

“It’s Friday 13th January I’m being honest”