Golden Friendy

The act of jerking off a close friend while taking a piss. This usually takes place in a bathroom stall at the bar.

Friend: "have you guys seen Brie? I've been looking for her for atleast an hour now"

Other friend: "yeah man, last time I saw her she was giving Reid a golden friendy in the bathroom"

Friend: "savage"

Other friend: "yeah"

textie-friendie

Someone you only communicate with by text and will likely never meet in person. Someone you text who is neither a boyfriend or girlfriend, just an acquaintance.

Its nice that we've never met but are so textie-friendie. We can text about whatever, whenever we feel like it, and there's no drama.

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